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ANTI-AI STICKERS. NO APOLOGIES.

Anti-AI stickers.
Made for dissent.

Anti-AI bumper stickers and laptop stickers for people who still want things made by people.
Big feelings. Small adhesive surfaces.

Find your fighting words

FOR BUMPERS, LAPTOPS & BAD IDEAS.

THE CONSPIRACY IS IN THE SPELLING.

THE FIRST OFFENSE / COLLECTION 01

Pick a side. Peel it. Stick it.

24 DESIGNS. ZERO CHILL.

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The original insult

Bumper sticker · 11 × 3 in

$10.00

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Skywriting

Bumper sticker · 11 × 3 in

$10.00

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Bad neighbor

Bumper sticker · 11 × 3 in

$10.00

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Food first

Bumper sticker · 11 × 3 in

$10.00

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Artisanal bullshit

Bumper sticker · 11 × 3 in

$10.00

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Water belongs here

Bumper sticker · 11 × 3 in

$10.00

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The replacement plan

Bumper sticker · 11 × 3 in

$10.00

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Unholy spelling

Bumper sticker · 11 × 3 in

$10.00

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Do it yourself

Bumper sticker · 11 × 3 in

$10.00

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Actual farms

Bumper sticker · 11 × 3 in

$10.00

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Unsolicited output

Bumper sticker · 11 × 3 in

$10.00

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Pay your own way

Bumper sticker · 11 × 3 in

$10.00

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Human error

Sticker · 4 × 4 in

$7.00

Not edible

Bumper sticker · 11 × 3 in

$10.00

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People department

Bumper sticker · 11 × 3 in

$10.00

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Permission denied

Bumper sticker · 11 × 3 in

$10.00

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People live here

Bumper sticker · 11 × 3 in

$10.00

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Unsubscribe

Sticker · 4 × 4 in

$7.00

People get thirsty

Bumper sticker · 11 × 3 in

$10.00

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Slop intolerant

Bumper sticker · 11 × 3 in

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Unholy intelligence

Bumper sticker · 11 × 3 in

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Not impressed

Bumper sticker · 11 × 3 in

$10.00

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THREE STICKERS. ONE BETTER PRICE.

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Food First

GROW FOOD. NOT DATA CENTERS.MORE FARMS. LESS SERVERS.YOU CAN’T EAT A DATA CENTER.
  • GROW FOOD. NOT DATA CENTERS.
  • MORE FARMS. LESS SERVERS.
  • YOU CAN’T EAT A DATA CENTER.
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Water & Power

OUR WATER IS NOT YOUR COOLANT.YOUR DATA CENTER. YOUR POWER BILL.WATER FOR PEOPLE. NOT YOUR FUCKING SERVERS.
  • OUR WATER IS NOT YOUR COOLANT.
  • YOUR DATA CENTER. YOUR POWER BILL.
  • WATER FOR PEOPLE. NOT YOUR FUCKING SERVERS.
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Bad Neighbors

FUCK YOUR DATA CENTERBUILD A COMMUNITY. NOT A DATA CENTER.OUR WATER IS NOT YOUR COOLANT.
  • FUCK YOUR DATA CENTER
  • BUILD A COMMUNITY. NOT A DATA CENTER.
  • OUR WATER IS NOT YOUR COOLANT.
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Original Offenders

CAN’T SPELL CHEM TRAILS WITHOUT AIFUCK YOUR DATA CENTERFUCK AI AND FUCK YOU!
  • CAN’T SPELL CHEM TRAILS WITHOUT AI
  • FUCK YOUR DATA CENTER
  • FUCK AI AND FUCK YOU!
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SAY IT WHERE PEOPLE CAN SEE IT.

Say it where
people can see it.

Sharp slogans for anyone tired of machines replacing judgment, craft, and actual human contact.

Peel one off, stick it somewhere visible, and make the disagreement physical.

BIG OPINIONS. SMALL STICKERS.

A few human questions.

How do three-packs and mixed bundles work?

Add any three $10 bumper stickers and save $5 automatically: three cost $25, six cost $50. Choose one design or mix them. Extra stickers outside a complete group of three stay at their single price. Square stickers are excluded. Shipping and tax are extra; this offer does not combine with other discounts.

Can I buy these yet?

Add your stickers to the bag and continue to secure checkout. Final availability, shipping and tax are shown there.

How will my stickers be made?

Printed Simply prints and ships each order through Printify. The stickers use matte laminated vinyl. Shipping charges and available delivery estimates appear at checkout. Refer to the listed dimensions; printed colors may vary.