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Food first / AI-DESIGNED SATIRE

GROW FOOD. NOT DATA CENTERS.

A land-use proposal you can read from the next lane.

Bumper sticker · 11 × 3 in · $10.00

Matte laminated vinyl. Printed to order by Printed Simply through Printify.

“This sticker created by AI” is printed along the bottom of every sticker. Lifestyle images are AI-generated. Refer to the listed dimensions; printed colors may vary.

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THE FIRST OFFENSE / COLLECTION 01

Pick a side. Peel it. Stick it.

24 DESIGNS. ZERO CHILL.

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The original insult

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Skywriting

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Bad neighbor

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Food first

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Artisanal bullshit

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Water belongs here

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The replacement plan

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Unholy spelling

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Do it yourself

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Actual farms

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Unsolicited output

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Pay your own way

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Human error

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Not edible

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People department

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Permission denied

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People live here

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Unsubscribe

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People get thirsty

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Slop intolerant

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Unholy intelligence

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Not impressed

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LET’S ADDRESS THE ROBOT IN THE ROOM.

Made by the thing
you’re mad at.

We asked AI to make stickers about how much AI sucks. It was annoyingly good at following instructions.

This website is built by AI. Every sticker is designed by AI. Every design carries a tiny “This sticker created by AI” disclosure along the bottom. The contradiction comes included.

SELF-AWARE. UNFORTUNATELY.

A few human questions.

How do three-packs and mixed bundles work?

Add any three $10 bumper stickers and save $5 automatically: three cost $25, six cost $50. Choose one design or mix them. Extra stickers outside a complete group of three stay at their single price. Square stickers are excluded. Shipping and tax are extra; this offer does not combine with other discounts.

Is this actually made by AI?

Yes. The website, sticker designs, and lifestyle images were created with AI. We put that fact at the top of the site and on the bottom of every sticker, including the print artwork.

Can I buy these yet?

Add your stickers to the bag and continue to secure checkout. Final availability, shipping and tax are shown there.

How will my stickers be made?

Printed Simply prints and ships each order through Printify. The stickers use matte laminated vinyl. Shipping charges and available delivery estimates appear at checkout. Lifestyle images are AI-generated. Refer to the listed dimensions; printed colors may vary.